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Funny Quotes by Andy Warhol
- Success is when the checks don’t bounce.
- I never read, I just look at pictures,
- There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it
- If everybody's not a beauty, then nobody is
- Success is what sells.
- Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?
- When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.
- I like boring things.
- I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
- Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
- I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
- It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.
- Everybody must have a fantasy.
- I don't know where the artificial stops and the real starts.
- Beauty is a sign of intelligence.
- Remember, they've never seen you before in their life.
- If everyone isn't beautiful, then no one is.
- The world fascinates me.
- I always notice flowers.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin