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Funny Quotes by Amy Hempel
- I leave a lot out when I tell the truth
- We can only die in the future, I thought; right now we are always alive.
- Just once in my life--oh, when have I ever wanted anything just once in my life?
- He wondered how we know that what happens to us isn't good.
- I exaggerated even before I began to exaggerate, because it's true — nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.
- I want to know everything about you, so I tell you everything about myself.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin