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Funny Quotes by Abhishek Tiwari
- When I read messages from my friends, I read them in my mind using their voice.
- Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
- I thought of killing the smartest person in the world... But then I remembered. Suicide is a crime. ;)
- 'SIT AND STUDY' - This stunt is performed by experts under controlled conditions. Don't try this at home or anywhere. :P
- When you've done something wrong, admit it and be sorry. No one in history has ever choked to death from swallowing his pride.
- When I text someone and they don't text back, I automatically assume that they fainted in excitement!
- Those who work hard are rewarded with more work!
- When you're a funny person,Most people don't know how to take you seriously.
- All sincere boys fall in love with stupid girls, all sincere girls fall in love with stupid boys, I am neither stupid nor sincere, that's…
- Decisions are like medicines they all have side effects.
- If you caught me staring at you,it only means you're staring at me too!
- Funny how someone thinks they know the entire story when they have only read the first line of chapter one.
- If I had said everything I was thinking out loud,I would definitely have lost my job a LONG time ago.
- Life isn't about what happens to you,it's about how you handle what happens.
- We interrupt your happiness and positivity to bring you Monday morning...your regularly scheduled happiness and positivity will return on Friday.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin