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Fun Quotes by Groucho Marx
- I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
- Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and…
- If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
- When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you…
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