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Fun Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
- With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
- A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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