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Fun Quotes by David Letterman
- When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it…
- Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye…
- Chi-Os were ideal partners for all occasions. They were discrete, desirable, tactful, polite, and fun... Every mom dreamed of her son coming home with a…
- The best part about holiday parties is the alcohol. You have a couple of drinks and you tell your coworkers and your superiors what you…
- We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this…
- Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
- USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
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- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
- I don't watch the movies I make, so I haven't seen 'Footloose' since it came out. You see this young, hungry actor,… — Kevin Bacon