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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy.
- Cross-eyed girls are hard to sneak around on, their always keeping a fucking eye on you.
- Ladies, not swallowing is a huge fucking inconvenience. Respectfully, Men everywhere.
- 1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fucking right.
- My Dick is the CEO of getting down to fucking business.
- Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing.
- I only bang chicks with a masters degree or higher. Why you ask? Cause I'm fucking genius.
- Hot chicks with no ass are like BMW's with no wheels, fucking useless.
- If I don't respond to your text or call and I tweet, so fucking what. It's my phone. You don't control me.
- I'm not the type to send flowers, I'm more the type to send a bitch home after we finish fucking.
- Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.
- BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER!
- If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...
- You can't spell love without I want to jump off a fucking bridge.
- Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be!
- For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face.
- It's so fucking sexist to assume that women have vaginas.
- NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway.
- My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's.
- My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption.
- No reason is the most fucking good reason.
- If someone fucks up, let them know. But if they keep fucking up, let them go!
- My plan B is fucking everyone in plan A.
- Do you know what's to blame for the population boom over the last 40 years? Fucking women who can't swallow.
- My tweets are my moods, they're not up for a fucking debate.
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