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Friend Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
- I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.
- As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
- A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.
More Friend Quotes
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