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Founding Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
- It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.
More Founding Quotes
- Don't tire yourself more than need be, even at the price of founding a culture on the fatigue of your bones. — Antonin Artaud
- Government is necessary for our survival. We need government in order to survive. The Founding Fathers created a special place for government.… — Michael Badnarik
- The Founding Fathers believed that faith in God was the key to our being a good people and America's becoming a great… — Ronald Reagan
- Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper… — Evan Bayh
- You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is… — Charles A. Beard
- The vision that the founding fathers had of rule of law and equality before the law and no one above the law,… — James Bovard
- Here's a nation, one of the founding pillars was freedom of speech and freedom of expression. And yet, we have imposed upon… — Benjamin Carson
- And truly, when you look at the Constitution and our founding fathers and their writings, the things that made this country great,… — Sharron Angle