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- Yesterday, the country of Kosovo unveiled an 11-foot tall statue of former President Clinton. Yeah. That's right. The Clinton statue is so life-like, it's already…
- President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to succeed…
- Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because he was the…
- Today, former President Bill Clinton met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il and convinced him to release two American journalists that have been jailed since…
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- Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better… — Jane Austen
- As a former attorney general. I have the greatest respect for the criminal justice system. But it is not good at intelligence… — Kelly Ayotte
- (On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. — Tallulah Bankhead
- When it comes to personnel issues, I act professionally and respectful of former employees. I just assume that's a two-way street. It's… — Michele Bachmann
- Never let your zeal outrun your charity. The former is but human, the latter is divine. — Hosea Ballou
- If those who are the enemies of innocent amusements had the direction of the world, they would take away the spring, and… — Honore de Balzac
- Let me start by saying, I'm utterly disgusted with the former members of the Dead Kennedys. — Jello Biafra
- Well, as a former small businessperson - I understand what's going on, I think in the business community. And businesspeople around the… — John Boehner