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Matt Groening has 157 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
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The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask…
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Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into…
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When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
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How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs,…
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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out…
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There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always…
— Walt Kelly
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It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of…
— Boris Johnson
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I am an old-fashioned, honest-to-goodness, flag waving patriot.
— John Wayne
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The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.
— Dave Beard
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Some of the more fatuous flag-waving Americans are in danger of forgetting that you can't extract gratitude as you would extract a…
— Max Lerner
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I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand,…
— Matt Groening
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My version, of course, is not this flag-waving, let's all get on the Jesus train and ride out of hell. I'm not…
— Billy Corgan
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America has an almost obscene infatuation with itself. Has there ever been a big, powerful country that is as patriotic as America?…
— Norman Mailer
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In 1995, I was thrust into the role of reluctant, flag-waving feminist and emotionally-focused artist/advocate.
— Alanis Morissette
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I love a bit of flag-waving.
— John Lydon
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