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Few Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Being rude to someone who treated you badly is wrong. Just smile and spend the next few days planning their accidental death.
- Trust A Few, Fuck The Rest
- *Follows Dreams* *Wait for few hours* *Dreams dont follow back* *Unfollows dreams*
- You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's fat.
- Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Naughty girls unbutton your pants
- When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes.
- Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
- Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to…
- The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find…
- Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it.
- The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I pee.
- If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago.
- Just remember, in a one size fits all world; you will see very few well-dressed people.
- No no sweetie, I don't hate you. I just want to fist bump your chin a few times.
- Amazing Home Remedies: For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember…
- I just met this guy accidently who unfollowed me a few days ago. Not sure why he's on the floor without a pulse though.
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