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Family Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Text me once, shame on you; text me twice and I'm going to burn your house down and kill your family.
- Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
- I star you, you star me, we're a happy family! -This is what I'm usually singing while starring your tweets, guys.
- FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
- You're like family to me in that I find myself drinking even more than usual when you're around.
- Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God for greater things;…
- I was watching Gene Simmons' TV show, Family Jewels. Or as it's known in the business, 'The Osbournes' Without the Talented Father.
- My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because it runs in…
- I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family.
- COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with ones girlfriend.
- Everytime while hanging out with Friends or Family ; I feel like I'm cheating on Twitter.
- You should never sacrifice three things: your family, your heart, or your dignity.
- The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Nice joint family living under one roof with an old Baa who refuses to die.
- The British Royal Family had to be Gujjus - love dressing gaudy whenever they step out.
- I finally found it: Facebook is the family den. Twitter is the shed out back.
- You guys, some things are worth dying for like family and unprotected left turns.
- I bring shame to my family one tweet at a time.
- Finally found the clitoris! Thanks to my family, friends and you guys for all the support!
More Family Quotes
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
- Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. — Aristotle
- Friendship is essentially a partnership. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- In every song I write, whether it's a love song or a political song or a song about family, the one thing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and support. We extend our deepest sympathies to… — Gerard Arpey
- I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard. — Rodney Atkins
- Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
- If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do well for… — John James Audubon
- How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. — Marcus Aurelius