Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number... I don't want your number, Cv Pillay Facebook — Cv Pillay
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!!! — Sharon
Dear Facebook,, Everytime I add a girl you ask me Do you know her? . . . . . Is she your sister..??? :P — Santosh Roy
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid people's post, I can Like it. And… — DEV
I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to… — David Sedaris
Facebook... What would I do without you? — Michael Broughton
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. If you chose… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Mf say facebook fuck up there relationship mf stop you fuck up yor relationship on facebook doing dumb shit I no someone will feel some… — Tony G
Katie_benson92 I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it. — Valeriya
I want you permanently, not temporarily — Dustie Rose
Its a new drug thats becoming more potent by the day floating around and got people mind gone worse than crack its called likes. The… — Jae
Social networking done f****d the world up, nobody is who they say they are anymore, everybody got all these out of town friends they dont… — Unknown Author
If you wanna add me on facebook my name is James Melendez and this picture is the picture on my profile page I got a… — James Melendez
Mean while on facebook — Hussein Nishah
PHONES with0ut signal, FACEBOOK with0ut friends, YOUTUBE with0ut music.. these are all strange.. but n0ne 0f them is m0re wierd than ME with0ut Y0u. — Meggy
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm… — Nit
Why don't you realize, that your words really do cut me down to size? — Francine Chiar
R.I.P to all the virginty that will be lost February the 14th. — Unknown Author
All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it. — Mitchell Perry
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you dont… — Bubbly
Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes. — Bubbly
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind?… — Bubbly
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there. — Bubbly
Tag me in your post so I know its real. — Breion Breezy
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while youre in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ]; — Mulfat

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