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I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right. — Hussein Nishah
When I drop my phone, I act like I've dropped a new born baby. — Hussein Nishah
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as… — Hussein Nishah
You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate. — Hussein Nishah
I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships. — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking. — Hussein Nishah
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah
Who else puts LOL or LMAO or ROFL knowing good and damn well your sitting there with a straight face. — Hussein Nishah
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. — Hussein Nishah
Facebook - Where people go from SINGLE to IN A RELATIONSHIP to MARRIED to IT'S COMPLICATED then SINGLE in one day. — Hussein Nishah
Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever. Tatted, pierced up, and listening to rap. Grandma gotta lip ring yo! — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no likes — Hussein Nishah
When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed. — Hussein Nishah
I like talking to myself, answering myself, and laughing at my own jokes. — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow... — Hussein Nishah
8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, iPods. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination. — Hussein Nishah
Make sure that the choices you make are good for YOU, because YOU'RE the one whose gonna have to live with them. — Hussein Nishah
Don't settle for less when you're worth so much more... — Hussein Nishah
If you speak up, be ready to back it up; otherwise just shut up — Hussein Nishah
If you wanna talk shit bout me a little piece of advice sleep with your eyes wide open cause enjoy a great sneak attack and… — Hussein Nishah
Never talk shit if you can't back shit up — Hussein Nishah
I make mistakes and so do you so stop acting like your perfect bitch! — Hussein Nishah
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely — Hussein Nishah
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I was programmed. — Hussein Nishah

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