Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

I am what I am. I am NOT perfect and never gonna be. Neither are you. — Hussein Nishah
U pretend to know me, u say things that u think will make me feel small, but here is some advise.get your own life and… — Hussein Nishah
If at first you don't succeed - call it a day and have a beer — Hussein Nishah
If you have a mutual friend that doesn't mean I have to accept your request. — Hussein Nishah
Social media promote the word Hater now a dayz itz like everybody seems to have a hater... — Melvin B
My girlfriend told me we can not be in a relationship because we have nothing in common. I said okay but we have 40 mutual… — Granit Mavriqi
One likes from intelligent people is more worth than thousand likes from idiots — Unknown Author
One thing that makes me still survive on facebook? my fuckin chips — Unknown Author
Facebook should change last name field to your favorite actress/actor name — Unknown Author
Seriously, I want to make an application to detecting every images with duck face, and sell this app to facebook — Unknown Author
You don't have like me I am not Facebook status — Newlove
Real friends can remember your birthday without Facebook — Newlove
Why doesnt Facebook notify you when someone unfriends you? — Hussein Nishah
For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. — Hussein Nishah
Facebook becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do. — Hussein Nishah
Don't you hate when you log into Facebook all excited to see what those 12 notifications are waiting for you. Only to find out that… — Hussein Nishah
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the Like button. — Hussein Nishah
Dear Facebook, I can't believe you still haven't gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube. — Hussein Nishah
When I tell I love u she say we love as friends only when I off she finding me by ask from my friends she… — Amod
AKPOS Uploaded a Photo holding a Dog on Facebook.. Girl Commented: Which one is u?...AKPOS replied: The One holding you — Olubayo Adebiyi
What's the point of having 300+ like's on facebook given that you have to undress to get them? Just Sayin' — Anne Dawn
Somebody asked meh- Broda What is FAce BooK? (earlier it was original, real but now a days its just a Fake- book..isn't? ) and I… — Raghav Singh
Facebook is getting more and more funny.., it asks you What's Happening and in your friends wall it comes up when they click Load more… — Essekia Paul
When you sitting with your dad using the same Facebooking, suddenly you heard he's reading some familiar words then you realize it's actually all your… — FRHnLEAD
Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. — Ambri Bright

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