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Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I dont get it. Moving on. — Hussein Nishah
If 2012 was a person, I'd sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages. — Hussein Nishah
I hope my New Year's Resolution to only say nice things about people isn't misinterpreted as a vow of silence. — Hussein Nishah
People should just mind their own business, probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site. — Hussein Nishah
Study finds that if someone likes your stuff on Facebook/Instagram you're 56% more likely to do a favor for them. — Hussein Nishah
The awkward moment when youre waiting for a text but then you realize youre the one who didnt reply. — Hussein Nishah
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be… — Hussein Nishah
You never know what you've got until... you clean your room. — Hussein Nishah
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah
Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made. - 3 am — Hussein Nishah
2013: You mad, bro? 1800: Art thou angered, brethren? — Hussein Nishah
Dont base your decisions on the advice of people who dont have to deal with the results. — Hussein Nishah
My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A Reptile Dysfunction. Doesn't… — Hussein Nishah
I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves. — Hussein Nishah
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the bad part of town, meaning there was no 4G in… — Hussein Nishah
Single dudes, if you're in the bar/clubs and you're reading this you're are not getting laid tonight. — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when you Save a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when the titanic sunk because the look out guys were watching rose and jack makeout. — Hussein Nishah
When I'm the last one awake and I'm going to bed I run for my life to my room then do a superman dive into… — Hussein Nishah
I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life. — Hussein Nishah
Treating your lovers like royalty all the time can lead them to treat you like a peasant. — Hussein Nishah
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life. — Hussein Nishah
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people and my heart still tells me it's you. — Hussein Nishah
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah
The pain lets you know you're ok. It's the numbness you should be concerned about. — Hussein Nishah

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