"I've never gone on Facebook and am not……" — David Sedaris
"I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why."
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221 Quotes by David Sedaris
David Sedaris has 221 quotes on this site.
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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to…
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay,…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first…
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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
— Aristotle
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A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they…
— Dave Attell
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If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog,…
— Iain Banks
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I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave…
— Roseanne Barr
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
— Joey Adams
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Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission.
— Arnold Bennett
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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
— Josh Billings
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You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let…
— Lewis Black
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Facebook are an amazing team, a brilliant team. It's a technology that brings people together.
— Bono
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When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is…
— Christina Aguilera
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All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting…
— Tony Abbott
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