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- Just scratched my butthole with the corner of the couch and now I know exactly how the dude felt when he invented the wheel.
- PARTNERSHIP, A legal fiction exactly like marriage, but without the major benefits
- I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget.
- Following twitter celebrities is exactly like realizing that the pretty girl talking to you works for playboy.
- Whenever you're having doubts about your sexuality, remember that's exactly how female cockroaches feel the whole time.
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