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• I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
• The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
• I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out…
• I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
• My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
• I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
• Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
• I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
• If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
• When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but…
• I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
• I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

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