"This year my New Year's resolution was to……" — Zach Galifianakis
"This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate."
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88 Quotes by Zach Galifianakis
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- I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
- The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
- I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to…
- I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
- My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
- I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
- Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
- I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
- If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
- When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice…
- I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
- I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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