New Year Resolutions Quotes
- Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. — Oscar Wilde
- Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. — Eric Zorn
- Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. — John Selden
- Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year… — Judith Crist
- I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a… — Anais Nin
- Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. — Mark Twain
- The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All… — Unknown Author
- May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! — Joey Adams
- Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution. — Jay Leno
- This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate. — Zach Galifianakis
- A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. — Unknown Author