Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Am I so smart, or are you so dumb? — Louis Van Gaal
Life's a bitch. Nah, better yet a dumb broad. — Lil Wayne
I'm so fuckin' dumb I wrote diamonds on my thumb. That's a diamond on my dick, so that's a diamond on her tongue. — Gucci Mane
I got dumb money, my bank account is foolish red rubies in my belt buckle, did it for tha groupies. — Gucci Mane
Bishop G, they told me I should come down cousin but I flatly refuse I AIN'T DUMB DOWN NUTTIN. — Lupe Fiasco
There are two types of television: the first makes the intelligent more difficult to govern, and the second makes the dumb easier to govern. — Jean Guehenno
It's a beautiful night were looking for something dumb to do hey baby I think I wanna marry you. — Bruno Mars
Who ever told you the sky is the limit is lookin dumb cause I'm 22 and I'm moonwalkin on the sun. — Big Sean
Whoever said the sky's the limit looking dumb, cause I'm 22 moon walking on the sun. — Big Sean
I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse, I hit her… — Kid Cudi
You make the guys all dumb. — will.i.am
Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fucking dumb. I have… — Gym Class Heroes
Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga. — Katt Williams
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Kevin Hart
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly. — Unknown Author
MC Ren controls the automatic. For any dumb muthafucker that starts static. — Unknown Author
The King of the Ghetto ain't no punk mothafucka, I'll open my hand and slap mothafuckas, I guess they shouldn'ta been some stupid ass dumb… — Z-Ro
Flippin', listen baby I was never dumb. Sittin' in the lobby like I'm waitin' for some mail to come. — JR Writer
I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose! — Daffy Duck
Niggas with knowledge is more dangerous than niggas with guns. They make the guns easy to get and try to keep niggas dumb. — Talib Kweli

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