Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

So a sketchy dude on a bicycle definitely just stopped to whisper to me 'You're lucky' before repeatedly yelling at me 'Monica Lewinsky!!!' — Alison Brie
Dude say grace next time you eat. Fine Ill say grace I see your girlfriend — Unknown Author
Within 48hrs your EX with another dude — Unknown Author
I got a brother who calls me Hollywood. Sisters kind of keep their distance. Even my mom is kind of like ahhh with me. Yeah… — Gabriel Iglesias
I loved every minute of it! Dude, you were the bomb! — Randy Jackson
I don't give a fuck when I'm in the club, sippin bub, really drunk, and I see a fat booty. Gotta have it I'ma grab… — Lmfao
When I was growing up, other girls had New Kids on the Block and shit on their walls, and I had Ray Bradbury. I had… — Hilarie Burton
I'm not a buff dude. I'm 6'3 1/2" and gangly. When I have to be shirtless, I play it off as goofy as I can.… — Josh Duhamel
Hy Dude do not argue with ignorant,they often do not use brain... — Sherjan Bws
Bitches alway say shirt about dude they ain't like. — Unknown Author
So many rad Harold and Kumar fans confused why the chair was empty. 'Dude. Wait. Is Obama actually in the chair? I TOTALLY don't see… — Kal Penn
There's a dude walking down the street with a box strapped to all sides of his head. That's for protection against the aliens, right? — Kal Penn
To the dude who payed for my lunch today and took off without saying hello: thanks! — John Cho
Dude on my flight is watching Men in Black 3, watching with no sound & pretending its a Hitch sequel bout Hitch trying hookup an… — Aziz Ansari
You missed a crazy party dude. I woke up with glitter on my dick! — Aziz Ansari
Just because that dude take you to his house doesnt mean he love you or care about you.... — Unknown Author
I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit… — Bill Engvall
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't… — Bill Engvall
Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like,… — Bill Burr
Other dude gave you a kid, he didn't have you like I did I pieced you out then ya'll broke up and you called me… — Dj Quik
Could I still be the only dude that's on your mind? I'm too proud to beg, but I'm hoping that you not I would take… — Unknown Author
I would retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through]… — John Rocker
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan
When you hit a dude hard, you feel it, too, and the Steelers go at play-to-die speeds. But if, God forbid, I wind up having… — James Harrison
More often than not, I get accused of stuff that I just wasn't in, and when I tell them that I wasn't in it, they… — Seth Green

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