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• All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
• Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
• I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click…
• Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
• You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me…
• I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie
• Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her,…
• Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire
• And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man…
• Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie…
• Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate
• I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin

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