Drinking Quotes

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Hydraulic fracturing requires massive amounts of water. Disposing of the toxic wastewater, as well as accidental spills, can contaminate drinking water and harm human health. — David Suzuki
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle. — Jonathan Swift
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. — Thomas Szasz
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. — Dylan Thomas
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. — Hunter S. Thompson
It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak, and another to hear. — Henry David Thoreau
Love is what you've been through with somebody. — James Thurber
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. — James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. — James Thurber
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. — Lily Tomlin
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.… — Lily Tomlin
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. — Mark Twain
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through. — Paul Valery
The same people who are murdered slowly in the mechanized slaughterhouses of work are also arguing, singing, drinking, dancing, making love, holding the streets, picking… — Raoul Vaneigem
When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even though it's a small amount, drink it for decades and… — Jesse Ventura
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. — Voltaire
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits
The piano has been drinking, not me. — Tom Waits
I am a deeply superficial person. — Andy Warhol

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