Drinking Quotes

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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. — Martin Mull
I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking… — Megan Mullally
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people… — P.J. O'Rourke
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words,… — P.J. O'Rourke
I had a rough spot about being a goody-goody Mormon, and not drinking or smoking. But I'm kind of grateful I've got this image now.… — Donny Osmond
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the… — Thomas Love Peacock
The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going… — William Petersen
This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler. — Plautus
What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen. — Iggy Pop
I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads… — Natalie Portman
I grew up in Houston, and I remember we had separate drinking fountains, and black people sat in the balcony of the theater... We had… — Dennis Quaid
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking… — Thomas de Quincey
I tried to give up drugs by drinking. — Lou Reed
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth. — Oliver Reed
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat. — Oliver Reed
Does anybody think these people were just sitting around drinking tea? — Condoleezza Rice
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. — Knute Rockne
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. — David Lee Roth
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people… — Bertrand Russell

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