Drinking Quotes

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I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. — Noel Coward
It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes.… — Bryan Cranston
For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook. — Quentin Crisp
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. — Johnny Damon
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. — Rodney Dangerfield
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' — Rodney Dangerfield
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. — Evan Davis
The first thing I did was give up sweet tea because I drank so much. I'd start drinking at lunchtime and wouldn't set it down… — Paula Deen
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. — Diogenes
I threw my cup away when I saw a child drinking from his hands at the trough. — Diogenes
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so… — Mike Ditka
When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alcoholic is… — Marguerite Duras
I've always hated being hemmed in or seeing anybody being hemmed in. Even when I was the smallest child, I couldn't bear being told I… — Marian Wright Edelman
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything. — Thomas A. Edison
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. — Albert Einstein
Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. — W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. — W.C. Fields

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