Drinking Quotes

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. — W.C. Fields
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. — W.C. Fields
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. — W.C. Fields
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. — W.C. Fields
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. — W.C. Fields
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. — W.C. Fields
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. — W.C. Fields
I drink therefore I am. — W.C. Fields
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. — Carrie Fisher
Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. — M.F.K. Fisher
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink… — Sammy Hagar
I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just went, 'I'm done.' — Eddie Van Halen
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. — Robert A. Heinlein
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Ernest Hemingway
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. — Oliver Herford
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. — Paris Hilton
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man. — A. E. Housman
You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking,… — Hulk Hogan

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