Drinking Quotes

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There is not a little generalship and stratagem required in the managing and marshalling of our pleasures, so that each shall not mutually encroach to… — Charles Caleb Colton
If CASA?s board, which includes such scientific experts as actress Jamie Lee Curtis, wants to tell the world that drinking is bad for you, that?s… — Bill Vaughan
I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea. — Billy Connolly
The age seems sore from excess of stimulation, just as a day or two after a thorough Debauch and long sustained Drinking-match a man feels… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one… — Gary Shteyngart
You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when I didn't drink… — Gary Shteyngart
Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because… — Morgan Freeman
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. — Clement Freud
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. — Kinky Friedman
Hell is a half-filled auditorium. — Robert Frost
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into. — Thomas Fuller
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring… — Khalil Gibran
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government. — Barry Goldwater
I knew at quite a young age that I had an issue with drinking. — Martin Gore
Many contemporary authors drink more than they write. — Maxim Gorky
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. — Robert Graves
I think viewers quite like it when I'm suffering or eating or drinking something horrible or really up against it in some quicksand or whatever. — Bear Grylls
Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion. — Alice Cooper
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. — Tommy Cooper

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