"I decided to stop drinking while it was…" — Billy Connolly

"I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea."

— Billy Connolly

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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

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What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music,… — Billie Joe Armstrong
I've decided to run for the U.S. Senate because I believe Wisconsin families need a senator who will work hard… — Tammy Baldwin
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from… — Lucille Ball
God made a very obvious choice when he made me voluptuous; why would I go against what he decided for… — Drew Barrymore
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. — George Ade
Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon. — Ambrose Bierce
You get a lawyer whether you're in a military tribunal or whether you're in a federal court, number one. The… — Joe Biden
Quality is decided by the depth at which the work incorporates the alternatives within itself, and so masters them. — Theodor Adorno
I went through a mod and goth-phase when I decided that I wouldn't ever be the bronzed beach-bunny. I started… — Cate Blanchett
I believe that anything man himself can do for me, God can do for me in a greater way. I… — Mary J. Blige
People always say I'm a legend, but I'm not. Not until I've defended my Olympic titles. That's when I've decided… — Usain Bolt
I have decided not to run for president. — John Bolton

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