Drinking Quotes

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Nothing anyone says in a bar is true. — Mark Ruffalo
To justify God's ways to man. — A. E. Housman
The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the lamest, wimpiest beer… — Dave Barry
One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night of drinking, a… — Dave Barry
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope
Try not to have any break in chanting the mantra even for a moment. Continue repeating the mantra while engaged in any task. Chanting in… — Mata Amritanandamayi
Do not use intoxicants of any sort. We who should be serving the world should not ruin our health by smoking and drinking. The money… — Mata Amritanandamayi
If drinking don't kill me, her memory will. — George Jones
I'm drinking champagne, got the head phones up high, can't numb you out. — Joni Mitchell
Whenever life gets to be too much for me, I have a hard time keeping my eyes open. Sleeping is cheaper and safer than drinking.… — Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
I've often said that all poetry is political. This is because real poems deal with a human response to reality and politics is part of… — Yehuda Amichai
I used to drink a lot. I had to stop drinking because it was getting the better of me, and I replaced that with really… — Colin Hay
Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a… — Andrea Corr
It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem. — Jerry Orbach
This is going to sound strange, but I really didn't think I would pass 30. I don't know why or whatever, I just didn't. That's… — Kristin Davis
Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage. — Jose Bergamin
When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking. — Joseph Barbera
I like day dates. On night dates, you just go somewhere and start drinking. But if you really want to see if a girl is… — Leslie Bibb
The 21st Amendment gives the states the right to decide what the drinking ages should be and other aspects relative to alcoholic beverages, and I… — Pete Coors
Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty. — Tupac Shakur

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