Drinking Quotes

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They who drink beer will think beer. — Washington Irving
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have… — Samuel L. Jackson
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it. — Thomas Jefferson
I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a… — Billy Joel
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — Pope John XXIII
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. — Samuel Johnson
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. — Samuel Johnson
There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten. — Samuel Johnson
Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking. — Samuel Johnson
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling. — Frida Kahlo
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. — John F. Kennedy
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. — Henry A. Kissinger
For me, one of the important things about keeping vocally healthy is warming up and making sure I'm aware where my voice is at, drinking… — Adam Lambert
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. — Ann Landers
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. — Artie Lange
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. — Artie Lange
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. — Henry Lawson
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. — Timothy Leary
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. — Fran Lebowitz
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. — Robert E. Lee

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