Drinking Quotes

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I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker
Housework can kill you if done right. — Erma Bombeck
...in this ocean of hours I'm all the time drinking... — Bob Dylan
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance — William Shakespeare
Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! — Warren Ellis
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — C S Forester
Itâ€™s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that… — Edgar Allan Poe
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if… — Charles Bukowski
I drink to make other people more interesting. — Ernest Hemingway
WE two boys together clinging, One the other never leaving, Up and down the roads going, North and South excursions making, Power enjoying, elbows stretching,… — Walt Whitman
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane. — H P Lovecraft
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over. — Mark Twain
The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking… — Banksy
Living is being happy: seeing, hearing, touching, drinking, eating, urinating, defecating, diving into the water and gazing at the sky, laughing and crying. — Milan Kundera
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others. — Raymond Chandler
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together! — W.C. Fields
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out… — Charles Bukowski
I say that is wine," Brett held up her glass. "We ought to toast something. 'Here's to royalty.'" "This wine is too good for toast-drinking,… — Ernest Hemingway

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