Drinking Quotes

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Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing… — David Sedaris
Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe Rain may fall, and wind may blow And many… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Dâ€™Artagnan: Why is Athos sitting by himself? Aramis: He takes his drinking very seriously. Not to worry, heâ€™ll be his usual charming self by morning. — Alexandre Dumas
Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of a century of… — Haven Kimmel
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. — Steve Martin
I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink. — Kinky Friedman
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking. — Benjamin Franklin
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again. — Charles Bukowski
Sensible people advise against drinking on an empty stomach, but to my mind it is the best sort of drinking. — Tom Hodgkinson
I'm alive inside. A bird is my heart. Mama and Daddy is not win. I'm winning. I'm drinking hot chocolate in the Village wif girls--all… — Sapphire
Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. — Abbie Hoffman
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W.C. Fields
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow… — Winston Churchill
When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside… — James Crumley
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. — Benjamin Franklin
So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still is rereading that… — William T. Vollmann
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. — Bette Davis
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink. — Tom Waits
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. — Dorothy Parker

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