"A tavern is a place where madness is…" — Jonathan Swift
"A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle."
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271 Quotes by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift has 271 quotes on this site.
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A carpenter is known by his chips.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot,…
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot,…
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A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye; But on the highest mount in Wales…
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I love white Portugal wine better than claret, champagne, or burgundy. I have a sad vulgar appetite.
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The two maxims of any great man at court are, always to keep his countenance, and never to keep his…
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I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its…
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It is a maxim, that those, to whom everybody allows the second place, have an undoubted title to the first.
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Men of great parts are often unfortunate in the management of public business, because they are apt to go out…
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Who can deny that all men are violent lovers of the truth, when we see them so positive in their…
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More Bottle Quotes
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I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a…
— Eric Bana
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
— Charles Baudelaire
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I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and…
— Lewis Black
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I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.'
— Christina Aguilera
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I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
— Charles Bronson
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To me, I think people who don't think it's a big deal to toss a plastic bottle in the garbage…
— Sophia Bush
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of…
— Drew Carey
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
— Adam Carolla
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Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
— Winston Churchill
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I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and…
— Diablo Cody
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On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done,…
— Maya Angelou
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