Drinking Quotes

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Perhaps there is no life after death....there's just Los Angeles. — Richard Anderson
The only really indecent people are the chaste. — Joris-Karl Huysmans
Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl. — Jack Woodford
God sends meat and the devil sends cooks. — Thomas Deloney
I feel like a drunken man who doesn't have a drink. — David Pleat
Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka. — Viktor Chernomyrdin
I am not so think as you drunk I am. — J. C. Squire
The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch,… — Jimmy Pardo
It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol. — Tom Papa
Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling. — Lee Mack
I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys… — Aries Spears
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will… — George Carlin
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the… — John Green
A wife says to her husband (or vice versa), "Do you love me?""Of course," he replies. "I've been married to you for twenty years, haven't… — Leo Buscaglia
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign of force for… — William Randolph Hearst
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell. — Brandon Sanderson
The Himalayan Glaciers on the Tibetan Plateau have been among the most affected by global warming. The Himalayas...provide more than half of the drinking water… — Al Gore
The time has come to end this charade. The debts are unaffordable. If they won't cancel the debts I would suggest obstruction; you do it… — Jeffrey Sachs
I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime. — Luke Bryan
I like eating fine foods and drinking nice wine. Even if I had a really good figure, I don't think I'd get my t**s and… — Adele

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