Drinking Quotes
- Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic. — Roy Blount, Jr.
- That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling like throwing himself into the river out of pure disgust. — Gustave Flaubert
- There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. — Groucho Marx
- Virtue is its own revenge. — Yip Harburg
- Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquillity that religion is powerless to bestow. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! — James Joyce
- Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. — Hector Hugh Munro
- I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long. — Shelley Winters
- I don't want to see the uncut version of anything. — Jean Kerr
- Ninety percent of everything is crap. — Theodore Sturgeon
- Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. — Ovid
- Some people are like popular songs that you only sing for a short time. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
- We are what we pretend to be. — Kurt Vonnegut
- All professions are conspiracies against the laity. — George Bernard Shaw
- Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition. — Calvin Trillin
- Pour him out of here! — Mae West
- There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician." — H. L. Mencken
- Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores. — Jimmy Demaret
- Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W.C. Fields
- Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy. — W.C. Fields