Drinking Quotes

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Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking. — Eden Phillpotts
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger
I am awake, I might as well be drinking — Dan Thompson
In her memoir, Anne Robinson recounts the wake-up call which motivated her to stop drinking. Leaving her eight-year-old daughter alone in their car while she… — Anne Robinson
There are fewer chemical pollutants in the air. Our drinking water is safer. Our food standards have been raised. We've cleaned up more toxic waste… — William J. Clinton
I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name,… — Laura Kightlinger
I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking… — Amy Schumer
You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes… — Amy Schumer
Tea is more than an idealization of the form of drinking; it is a religion of the art of life. — Okakura Kakuzo
She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft. — Jerry Reed
I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again. — Willie Nelson
My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long,… — Eric Clapton
Hanging on to a resentment, someone once said, is like drinking poison and hoping it will kill someone else. — Alice May
Charles had once remarked that holding onto a resentment was like eating rat poison and waiting for the rat to die. — Anne Lamott
When we hang on to resentments, we poison ourselves. As compulsive overeaters, we cannot afford resentment, since it exacerbates our disease. — Elizabeth I
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. — Art Donovan
If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine - a friend - or being dry -… — Henry Aldrich
Heck, I drank no more than John Wayne or Ward Bond or Spencer Tracy or Alan Ladd or Robert Walker. But it got me into… — John Agar
The world needs water. For every bottle of wine you drink you contribute to conserving the drinking water reserves. — Paul-Emile Victor
When the wine is in, the wit is out. — Thomas Becon

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