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"Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic."
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39 Quotes by Roy Blount, Jr.
Roy Blount, Jr. has 39 quotes on this site.
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Get your friends together, go to your local bookstore and have a book-buying party.
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I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed…
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Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour,…
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When I was a little kid, of course, I was brown all summer. That's because I was free as a…
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It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.
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The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor', I replied, 'They used…
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Even intellectuals should have learned by now that objective rationality is not the default position of the human mind, much…
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Perhaps the truth is that heavy literature blooms in extremes of temperature.
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A good book holds you down. It’s an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and…
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English is an outrageous tangle of those derivations and other multifarious linguistic influences, from Yiddish to Shoshone, which has grown…
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I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.
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People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is…
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My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. That's why we put on clinics. The only thing…
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The need for this clinic is clear to me, to the veterans who are currently forced to travel hours to…
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You have to remember that coaching wasn't sophisticated back then - you didn't have the camps, clinics and all the…
— Bob Cousy
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OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle…
— Cher
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Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an…
— Bill Maher
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The road to a clinic goes through the pathologic museum and not through the apothecary's shop.
— Sir William Gull, 1st Baronet
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Why don't church leaders forbid Catholics from joining the military with the same fervor they tell Catholics to stay away…
— William Blum
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I was raised to volunteer: nursing homes, clinics, church nurseries, school, everywhere that could use help. It's such an intrinsic…
— Debby Ryan
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I am not an enormous believer in research being the be-all and end-all. I get suspicious when I read about…
— John Hurt
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Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.
— Andy Rooney
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Men are not to be told anything they might find too painful; the secret depths of human nature, the sordid…
— Margaret Atwood
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Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
— Grace Jones
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