Drinking Quotes

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I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the… — Thomas Haden Church
Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A drink is felt… — Roland Barthes
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to… — Dave Barry
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick… — Robin Williams
Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in consciousness is an… — John Kenneth Galbraith
I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking. — Benjamin Franklin
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. — Dave Barry
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way
Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe, and must be… — Martin Luther
I drink no more than a sponge. — Francois Rabelais
It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs. — H. L. Mencken
I let my drinking do the talking. — Humphrey Bogart
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done. — Brian Clough
No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because… — Sam Snead
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast. — Sam Snead
There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain. Do something to… — Gina Rinehart
Every morning our newspapers could read, 'More than 20,000 people perished yesterday of extreme poverty.' How? The poor die in hospital wards that lack drugs,… — Jeffrey Sachs
I'm calling for all responsible Americans to fight back and punish Pepsi for using a man who degrades women, who encourages substance abuse, and does… — Bill O'Reilly
The drinking man is never less himself than during his sober intervals. — Charles Lamb

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