Drinking Quotes

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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off. — Raymond Chandler
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Lord Chesterfield
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it. — Winston Churchill
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston Churchill
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during… — Winston Churchill
I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film. — George Clooney
I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini.… — George Clooney
If you have a glass full of liquid you can discourse forever on its qualities, discuss whether it is cold, warm, whether it is really… — Taisen Deshimaru
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol. — N. F. Simpson
If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink. — Blake Shelton
What's made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me. — Glenn Sutton
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. — Jerry Vale
Put it back in the horse! — H. Allen Smith
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer every… — Alex Blackwell
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Hal Foster
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through… — Brigit of Kildare
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with a bellyache... Babe… — Jimmy Cannon
[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking. — Auguste Piccard
We are a water-drinking people, and we are allowing every brook to be defiled. — George Bird Grinnell

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