Drinking Quotes

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I think we should stop drinking bottled water. There's no need to be drinking it if you're living in western communities. — Cate Blanchett
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
Never accept a drink from a urologist. — Erma Bombeck
I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan. — John Bonham
By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you.… — Jo Brand
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. — Jimmy Breslin
I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one half his days and mad the other. — Anne Bronte
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. — Charles Bukowski
It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching… — Gisele Bundchen
To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy; Better than the pain of thinking, Is to steep the sense in drinking. — Alcaeus
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. — Samuel Butler
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. — Lord Byron
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. — Lord Byron
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. — Drew Carey
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. — Johnny Carson
When turkeys mate they think of swans. — Johnny Carson
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. — Raymond Chandler
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. — Gary Allan

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