"The last time I drank, I drove into……" — Jimmy Pardo
"The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch."
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- If you are careful with people, they will offer you part of themselves. That is the big secret. — Eve Arnold
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- These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
- I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
- Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like… — David Attenborough
- I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books. — Margaret Atwood
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- I've always been a big fan of science fiction and of the worlds of the spiritual and the mystic. — Dan Aykroyd
- In some places women have all the rights they deserve and in others there are big restrictions - in some… — Michelle Bachelet
- Small business is the backbone of our economy. I'm for big business, too. But small business is where the jobs… — Michele Bachmann
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