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Dress Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one.
- I dress for success and undress suck-sex.
- Tip: Speak English. Kiss French. Drive German. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean.
- If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo I could find!
- Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing
- Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while.
- They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show up to work.
- I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in…
- Girls don't dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. If they wanted to impress guys, they would walk around…
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- There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. — Joseph Addison
- People always think I'm taller than I am - not just because of the shoes I wear but because of the way… — Victoria Beckham
- Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display. The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress. — John Berger
- I archive a lot of my clothes and have them wrapped up and in boxes. I call them 'little tombs' and keep… — Halle Berry
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- I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how… — Orlando Bloom
- Yes, U.S. travelers dress better. The British are always so conspicuous in hot climates. They don't seem to wear shorts. American men… — Bill Bryson
- I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like… — Sandra Bullock