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Door Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If opportunity had a twitter account, it's not going to be knocking on anyone's door anytime soon.
- Girls over 21 have been through so much drama. All you gotta do is hold the door open for her and she thinks you're the…
- The only way a girl can get me to come over, is if she let's me cum in her back door.
- Freak people out in public restrooms by saying come in when they knock on the stall door.
- I just learned today that bacteria is not the back door of a cafeteria.
- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
- They were too close to the door to close it.
- That awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door.
- Honey.. you are nothing but a door knob, everyone gets a turn ;)
- My wife said Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny .... I said Great Darlin, I'll be right back ..... when I got…
- If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car.
- Lazy rule: If opportunity doesn't knock on the door today, lay down and wait for him to pass by the next day.
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