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Don T Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
- Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for…
- I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.
- Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don’t…
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- Moms are as relenless as the tides. They don`t just drive as to practice, they drive us to greatness — Steve Rushin
- The mind is a mechanism. It has no intelligence. The mind is a bio-computer. How can it have any intelligence? It has… — Rajneesh
- I don`t want to dress up a picture with just my face. — Grace Kelly
- Enlightenment is choicelessness. But don`t misunderstand me. Before that, you will have to move very cautiously, choosing the right against the wrong,… — Rajneesh
- There is only one way out of the trap: that you don`t choose; neither this nor that - you simply don`t choose.… — Rajneesh
- Just understand, don`t choose - don`t choose even choicelessness. Simply understand the whole situation: that whatsoever you choose, whatsoever you do, will… — Rajneesh
- Choice is bondage, choicelessness freedom. The moment you choose something, you have fallen in the trap of the world. If you can… — Rajneesh
- How not to choose is the whole art of religion, how to drop into a choicelessness. But remember, don`t choose choicelessness! Otherwise,… — Rajneesh
- I teach contentment. And the basic principle of contentment is to drop your ego. Don`t think for a single moment, "To be… — Rajneesh
- To me, creativity is God. But it will be better if you allow me to change the word god into godliness, because… — Rajneesh
- There are urges and urges; you are exploding with urges, desires. You don`t have one desire, you have many desires. Not only… — Rajneesh
- Be creative. Don`t be worried about what you are doing - one has to do many things - but do everything creatively,… — Rajneesh