Divorce Quotes

771 Divorce quotes by 561 unique authors

Money has different names !!! In Church its called (offering), In School its (fee), In marriage it's called (lobola), In divorce (alimony), When you owe… — Arcine Arciniegas
As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a… — Richard H. Davis
Life's a bitch, God forbid the bitch divorce me. — Unknown Author
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad. — Kurt Cobain
The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one. — Anatole Broyard
When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed — Jewish Proverb
That's your wifey dawg? I'd divorce her. She won't fuck you, you had to force her. — Meek Mill
When you lose a friend, it's hard to handle the loss. They do some bitch shit, gotta give your man a divorce. End up watchin'… — Fabolous
Normal? We haven't even gotten married yet, and we're already talking about divorce. — Charlotte York
Sad story, old story, bring out the band. Another divorce, just a few hundred grand. — Unknown Author
I cry myself to sleep sometimes, wept the and the tears From malice, divorce meets to lost peers. — Jean Grae
The fact is that it is predominantly men who bring about the conditions that lead to divorce. I plead with the men of this Church… — Gordon B. Hinckley
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to… — Unknown Author
You add the kids plus the house multiply the parents there you have a family. But you divide the parents, multiply the house - and… — Ardifeizelhassan@yahoocom
I decided to boss up, lifes a bitch and I caught her. Dont always fuck me good, Im just too cheap to divorce her. — Unknown Author
I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce. I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I'm willing… — Kris Humphries
Technically I believe marriages can work, but I believe it is a big shift in peoples attitudes after the marriage compared to before the divorce — Merle Rutledge Jr
If you are clear that you are miserable in your relationship, don't procrastinate on getting a divorce 'for the sake of the children.' — Unknown Author
Divorce is the sacrament of adultery. — French Proverb
I got a divorce from my oldman I didnt like the judges decision he gave him the kids and aint even his'en ! — Virgil Estep
If spousal love and family love were akin.. then divorce would cease to exist. Love and tolerate your spouse as if you would love your… — Unknown Author
He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path. — Suzanne Finnamore
Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance. — Suzanne Finnamore
Married to Life,only death can divorce us — Boat_Grandberry

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