Divorce Quotes

771 Divorce quotes by 561 unique authors

Whether life finds us guilty or not guilty, we ourselves know we are not innocent. — SÃ¡ndor MÃ¡rai
Divorce has taught us how to sleep with friends, sleep with enemies, and then act like it's all perfectly normal in the morning. — Elizabeth Wurtzel
I wonder if ever again Americans can have that experience of returning to a home place so intimately known, profoundly felt, deeply loved, and absolutely… — Wallace Stegner
And they all lived happily ever after (barring death, divorce, arrest for tax fraud, that incident with the pool boy...) — Sarah Rees Brennan
Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person. — Alain de Botton
Refecting on the high divorce rate in America as contrasted with England "American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women… — W. Somerset Maugham
Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts. — Shannon Hale
It is a pity he did not write in pencil. As you have no doubt frequently observed, the impression usually goes through -- a fact… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married. — Stephen Colbert
The divorce between Church and State ought to be absolute. It ought to be so absolute that no Church property anywhere, in any state or… — James A. Garfield
Travel far enough, you meet yourself. — David Mitchell
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. — Groucho Marx
In every friendship hearts grow and entwine themselves together, so that the two hearts seem to make only one heart with only a common thought.… — Fulton J. Sheen
Most humbling of all is to comprehend the lifesaving gift that your pit crew of people has been for you, and all the experiences you… — Anne Lamott
The peace we are offered is not a peace that is free from tragedy, illness, bankruptcy, divorce, depression, or heartache. It is peace rooted in… — Rob Bell
When woman work outside the home and share breadwinning duties, couples are more likely to stay together. In fact, the risk of divorce reduces by… — Sheryl Sandberg
People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the… — Gary Chapman
if you find one true friend in your life, you're richer than most. If that one true friend is your husband, you're blessed." She paused.… — Mitch Albom
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure… — Joseph Heller
Each divorce is the death of a small civilization. — Pat Conroy
Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character… — P.J. O'Rourke
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two… — Woody Allen
A person's character is what it is. It's a little like a marriage - only without the option of divorce. You can work on it… — Hendrik Hertzberg
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones. — Joan Rivers
Divorce is a 50-50 thing, and it can be a number of petty things that finally drive you out of your mind. — Lee Radziwill

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