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As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a…

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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

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Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic. — Kevin Bacon
A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over… — Derren Brown
I actually find it harder to act in the scenes where there's not much happening, say having a milkshake in the diner.… — Chris Hemsworth
Also, there are seats in the diner that always fall off the table. If you have a scene where you're packing up… — Dannii Minogue
It's not always possible to sit down and eat at home in this day and age of fast-paced living, but if you… — Michael Symon
I'm not going to sit at your table and watch you eat, with nothing on my plate, and call myself a diner.… — Malcolm X
As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell… — Conan O'Brien
My parents owned a soul food diner. It inspired me to go to culinary school. — Flavor Flav
We do children an enormous disservice when we assume that they cannot appreciate anything beyond drive through fare and nutritionally marginal, kid-targeted… — Victoria Moran
I'm just looking for a little mystery in life... like things you can't explain. Like, you go to Mexico, they tell you… — Ted Alexandro
First of all, just to get Diner made would have been an achievement in that I got a chance to direct. — Barry Levinson
My first movie was 'Diner.' My second movie was 'Tender Mercies.' I did really good work. — Ellen Barkin

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